Anonymous asked: Hello sir, Valentine's is tomorrow. Got any plans?

My plans…are of a private nature.

victoriahart-grimm asked: No he did not. Now if you'll excuse me I have better things to do on a Saturday.

I bet you do. So do I. *Waves to the door* Well. Get going.

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victoriahart-grimm asked: You do not get to call me a whore, you do not get to talk down to Kyle, you don't even get to breathe the same air as either of us so lay OFF.

Anything else your Highness? What did he cry and blab to you?

victoriahart-grimm asked: *Smacks him upside the head*

Ow! What the- Oh. Good morning. I see, back for round two are we? What can I do for you Viper?

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B/

You. Unfollow. Now.

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'Allo love. Broke the thermostat yet?

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She’s not a plaything you can just toss to the side when you’re done.

This is why the marriage system is so fucked up!

Because of people  like you.  You don’t want to face your issues, you want to run from them.

Someday you’re not gonna be able to run anymore.

and you’re gonna be alone.

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And the award for best dramatic performance goes to-!

Oh cry me a fucking river.

You think I’ll be alone? I could still have Vicky if I wanted to. I bumped into her today. *Slaps his knee and chuckles, doing his best impression* “What did she have that I couldn’t- that I couldn’t-

*Snorts* And here I was thinking she didn’t have a heart to break.

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Got bored?  Got bored?

That is the fucking lamest excuse I have ever damn near heard for cheating on your wife.  you know, the woman you exchanged vows with?  To have and to hold and to work through all your shit and be there for each other?

Or did you fucking sleep through the ceremony like you slept through math class, asshat?

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Yes bored. Oh no I was halfway to the moon at my ceremony - unlike math class which unfortunately doesn’t give you the freedom to get publicly smashed.

Surely you’ve been bored with a woman Kyle, you can’t be that much of a virgin suck.

I got bored. She disappointed me and went elsewhere to find my satisfaction.

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Someone forgot to take his happy pills tonight.

*Chuckles* I second this. Do watch your blood pressure Kyle. (via ryandunn-grimm)

Maybe he needs a good dunk in some nice cool water to cool down.

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You know that is a wonderful idea Charles. I always liked your brain.

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If I recall correctly, the last time we chatted so nicely with each other, you ended up with a black eye and a mouthful of dirt.

And you still didn’t listen to me.

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Firstly that was a lucky shot and I was in a very good mood that day. You’re lucky Vicky cared about your pathetic ass Wayne because I was ready to give you the beating of your life.

*Shrugs* What can I say. I got bored.

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Someone forgot to take his happy pills tonight.
*Chuckles* I second this. Do watch your blood pressure Kyle.